– Ainâ€™t life weird
– Disposable human beings
– $10 dollar taco
– Asphixiated by corporate fascism
– Teamwork results in collective laziness
– Mexico cuacualtzin ihuan tlazohtli
– Maillots de bains sortis !
I constantly get death threats for closing port 25
– Â¡ chincua tinantli !
– Quin chiquet tan gracios !
– Security should be a right not dependent on your ability to pay
– I’m an eggspert
– Horacio hace una pausa para remover sus gafas
– Je veux des crÃªpes !!!
– I wonder if there is a correlation between hard drive size and blindness
– That’s French with a capital F as in FUCK YOU, you ethnocentric piece of shit
– Tout seul chez moi ce weekend !
– Software sucks. Open Source sucks less
– Flying is not dangerous, crashing is dangerous
– Bunnies can be mean, you know
– A UNIX admin must be root. A Windows Admin must reboot
– I have learned that Anger and Will joined together, are the greatest Power
– I refuse to become a statistic
– Hoy maÃ±ana ayer serÃ¡
– You don’t want no competition, what you want is bad competition
– encore Ã la Fac!!!
– We’ve already established what you are, ma’am. Now we’re just haggling over the price
– I said you were special… not UNIQUE!
– Necesito un clon!!!
– Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes.
– J’ai fait des crepes
– I’m usually alarmed by what humans do, though never surprised
– Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
– Stop using “fascist” incorrectly. Its rude to all the true fascists, like myself
– Si dice il peccato ma non quanto ti Ã¨ piaciutto
– Suffering “e-mail stress”
– Schizophrenia is a perfectly reasonable response to modern society
– IE7 CSS Rendering: WYSIWTF!
– You feel much better once you’ve given up hope
– Joy is measured by the pint
– Have safe sex, go fuck yourself