MechJeb’s flight computer demonstrates an excessive fondness for lithobraking.

MechJeb’s flight computer demonstrates an excessive fondness for lithobraking.

*Renta 8 Teslas K80* 23 TFLOPs

*Renta 8 Teslas K80* 23 TFLOPs

I think Mexico should build that wall. And Canada should build one on the other side. And then Europe can chip in for a roof.

I think Mexico should build that wall. And Canada should build one on the other side. And then Europe can chip in for a roof.

Can’t we just drone this guy?

Can’t we just drone this guy?

Which is the alternative fact? The Copenhagen interpretation, the pilot-wave function or quantum decoherence?

Which is the alternative fact? The Copenhagen interpretation, the pilot-wave function or quantum decoherence?

To Django or not to Django, that is the question.

To Django or not to Django, that is the question.

No me hablen si no tienen Git instalado en su computadora.

No me hablen si no tienen Git instalado en su computadora.

Programming is the process of gradually debugging a program until it does what you want.

Programming is the process of gradually debugging a program until it does what you want.

Kellyanne es como si Hermione hubiera acabado en Slytherin.

Kellyanne es como si Hermione hubiera acabado en Slytherin.

I’m happy to announce you that my home network is IPV6 certified.

I’m happy to announce you that my home network is IPV6 certified.

Finally an N-word that bothers whites… Nazi.

Finally an N-word that bothers whites… Nazi.

This day is proving to be too much to handle.

This day is proving to be too much to handle.

RT Mario Klingemann @quasimondo: Am I the discriminator in a generative adversarial symbiosis with my machine?

RT Mario Klingemann @quasimondo: Am I the discriminator in a generative adversarial symbiosis with my machine?

So far the main difference between my 20s and my 30s is all the fascism. No-one tells you how much fascism there will be in your 30s.

So far the main difference between my 20s and my 30s is all the fascism. No-one tells you how much fascism there will be in your 30s.

For once in a decade, BART’s direct service to SFO is running like a clock.

For once in a decade, BART’s direct service to SFO is running like a clock.

Hablemos de la interesantísima evolución fonética de las sílabas predorsodentoalveolares sonoras del español medieval…

Hablemos de la interesantísima evolución fonética de las sílabas predorsodentoalveolares sonoras del español medieval…

Never make fun of people for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it by reading.

Never make fun of people for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it by reading.

what the eff is a dakar?

what the eff is a dakar?

¿Les ha pasado que Facebook extravíe un pago de $500,000 pesos por culpa de su torcido proceso para no pagar impuestos en México? A mí si…

¿Les ha pasado que Facebook extravíe un pago de $500,000 pesos por culpa de su torcido proceso para no pagar impuestos en México? A mí si…

I consider my twitter absence-yet-presence to be a strange performance art piece.

I consider my twitter absence-yet-presence to be a strange performance art piece.

If we’re in a false vacuum how exactly can philosophy or religion help?

RT Maurilicious @mauri8a: “Tienes una bebida @StarbucksMex de cortesía. ¿Quieres agregarle algo más?”
-Sí, ponle aguacate.

(No le parecí tan chistoso al barista)

Este perro se la pasa mejor que yo.

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“Democracy is like a train: when you reach your destination, you get off.”
-Recep Tayyip ErdoÄŸan

Pokemon Go

Thanks to #PokemonGO, Americans are finally learning the metric system.
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I’m not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together but… *gestures broadly at everything*

Y hasta cuándo llamaremos a las crepas por lo que son… “white supremacist enchiladas”.

Peter Pan was an angel of death that held kids’ hands on their way to heaven, Neverland. That’s why they never grew up. They were dead.

¿Torremolinos o Sitges?

Pues nada, aquí bajando 17GB de documentos a 470kB/s porque oficina de primer mundo…

When you don’t make the cut for National Geographic auditions…
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Mark my words, Erdogan will be “taken care of”.

The moderately pleasant, the wholly bearable and tolerable, lukewarm days of a discontented middle-aged man.

My favorite maneuver is aerobraking.

Temper Trap, Phoenix, Band of Horses and Two Door Cinema Club me acompañan esta mañana.

Amazon dándome ideas…

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“I bleed like a stuck pig every three weeks.” — Thinks women say on the Internet.

My cats have a higher standard of living than I do.

Send pokemongonudes

y los taquitos?

Hoy aprendí que está prohibido vender sangre y huesos en eBay.