If we’re in a false vacuum how exactly can philosophy or religion help?

RT Maurilicious @mauri8a: “Tienes una bebida @StarbucksMex de cortesía. ¿Quieres agregarle algo más?”
-Sí, ponle aguacate.

(No le parecí tan chistoso al barista)

Este perro se la pasa mejor que yo.

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“Democracy is like a train: when you reach your destination, you get off.”
-Recep Tayyip ErdoÄŸan

Pokemon Go

Thanks to #PokemonGO, Americans are finally learning the metric system.
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I’m not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together but… *gestures broadly at everything*

Y hasta cuándo llamaremos a las crepas por lo que son… “white supremacist enchiladas”.

Peter Pan was an angel of death that held kids’ hands on their way to heaven, Neverland. That’s why they never grew up. They were dead.

¿Torremolinos o Sitges?

Pues nada, aquí bajando 17GB de documentos a 470kB/s porque oficina de primer mundo…

When you don’t make the cut for National Geographic auditions…
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Mark my words, Erdogan will be “taken care of”.

The moderately pleasant, the wholly bearable and tolerable, lukewarm days of a discontented middle-aged man.

I’ve got this

paco_cotera posted a photo:

My favorite maneuver is aerobraking.

Temper Trap, Phoenix, Band of Horses and Two Door Cinema Club me acompañan esta mañana.

Amazon dándome ideas…

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“I bleed like a stuck pig every three weeks.” — Thinks women say on the Internet.

My cats have a higher standard of living than I do.

Send pokemongonudes

y los taquitos?

Hoy aprendí que está prohibido vender sangre y huesos en eBay.